Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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