google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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