Me too!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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