All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Me too!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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