"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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