if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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