It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He did a backflip because drugs
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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