My room smells like vodka and shame
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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