She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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