Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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