butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize