? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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