i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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