I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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