There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Small penises have feelings too.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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