it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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