So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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