3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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