What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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