we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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