I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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