is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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