so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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