y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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