I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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