we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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