To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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