Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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