I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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