i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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