so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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