therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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