I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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