So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
