Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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