dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
babies were throwing up all over the place
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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