So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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