he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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