don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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