OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's the barista slut.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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