what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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