I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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