he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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