What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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