How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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