By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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