no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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