You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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