I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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