Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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