let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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