What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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