so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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