his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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