Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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